Monday, 8 July 2013

4 o'clock break.

I am sitting outside, in the sun, with a glass of red wine in my hand. I badly needed some rest, my body is shattered. I lay slouched and slumped while the descending sun bakes me gently. Birds are tweeting all around, some squirrel argue, flies and bumblebees buzz right under my nose. My little orange tree proudly explodes with regained vigour. Time flows around my bubble of absolute hold. I’m in a motionless state of peace.

I think of you.

Can the blazing sun even reach you? Has your mind been at peace at all? I wish you too could halt and unstrain just as I do right now.

I think of you and my heart sinks. Tears have left tepid trails on my fiery skin. They slowly dry up and evaporate. I wish summer could dry up your sorrows so they too could evaporate.

I am thinking of you so much, every day, and there’s nothing else I can do.

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Drifting thoughts at the gym.

Here we are again, entering the temple of sweat.


I walk along the alley at my usual slow pace, going past the rowers. Over there in the back is the free weight section, the grunting men territory. The rest of the gym is mostly my girls’ kingdom. When you come regularly as I do, you learn to recognize them, you start knowing their habits, the day they normally come, what their routine is.


Right now, my blonds are on the mats. One is skipping while the other stretches and does all sorts of legs movements on the floor. I seem to feel some kind of tension between them. I don’t think they know eachother other than from using the same gym. I can feel them weighting eachother up like cats do, from the corner of their eyes, pretending not to. Clearly the blondest one has the advantage on flexibility, she’s impressively souple that one. I suspect the skipper is envious. She clearly struggles when comes her stretching time, just before she leaves. For now she keeps the skipping going. I’d say she’s trying to show off her stamina.
Ah, but do not worry my loves, I appreciate you two just as much. None of you needs to win, you are equally beautiful in your own way.


Next to the mats are a couple of bikes and then the treadmills. How differently each body reacts is fascinating. Every step sends a vibration that climbs and curls up, stroking and waggling thighs, bums, even backs sometimes on its way, to end up swinged away by the tip of a bouncing ponytail.
Sport clothes for women are normally on the tight side. I wonder where that comes from. Although this is not in my habits, if I met the man who had that brilliant idea I would hug him very fondly. (It can only be a man’s idea.) That being said, there’s that girl who only does jogging, in large shorts and Tshirt. It’s quite nice for a change. It leaves more room to the imagination.


Oh, here come my indian princesses. Hello my sweet chubby little girls.
Considering their pace of training, I guess their silhouette is not likely to change some time soon. Great. Beauty lies in variety. They are such a couple of adorable dolls. I would get tired of athletic girls if that was all there was. Amongst all these people training like madmen, they are a peaceful breeze, a halt, a minute of grace. Their words roll like so many waves over the shore. I love listening to them talking softly in the distance, there is so much gentleness in those two.


My Indonesian sweety is here too. She limps quite strongly but that couldn’t make her any less beautiful. I wonder how old she really is; she’s so petite she looks like a child. She seems so sweet and fragile you want to protect her.


You just saw me now and I can see your face grow longer and your eyes open wide. A hint of disgust starts building up. Yes, I’m an old man. Yet that’s doesn’t necessarily make me a pervert, does it? These girls are young enough to be my grand daughters, I observe them with a caring fondness, I admire their youth and energy. You cannot understand what it is to see your body let you down some more every day, not grasping how that happened. Yesterday I was forty and today people look at me as though I had never been young.

Believe it or not, I too was young once. Strong and unstoppable. I had endless possibilities ahead of me. Wrinkled as I am you wouldn’t picture it, yet I have charmed many hearts and embraced many tender bodies in my time. I remember these soft skins, these ferm hips under my palms, our insouciance and our passion. Now I watch others glowing with vigour. From my side of the existence, it is even more so admirable. Back then I was not aware how much I ought to cherish it, how transient youth is. 

Do not think I am a dispirited old man, however. I have no longing nor regrets: I can appreciate beauty to a fuller extent. Bless them, when the beauty of life materialises in the form of pretty young women, your day gets even brighter.

Thursday, 20 June 2013

Pâtissière,

Bientôt elle sera pâtissière.


Ses unités de mesure seront le degré, le millimètre et la seconde. La précision deviendra le maître mot de chacun de ses gestes, que quelques outils viendront prolonger. Spatules, pinceaux, fouets et autres emporte-pièces bâtiront des armées de langues de chats, de tuiles aux amandes ou de macarons. Avec dextérité et une poche à douille, elle alignera des mètres de choux ou d’éclairs dans une parfaite régularité. Ses décorations en caramel défieront la gravité, tandis que le chocolat brillant et impeccable se déclinera en feuilles, en pétales ou en fins bâtonnets.


Elle enrobera, saupoudrera, infusera, glacera, ou dorera. Elle fera naître du crémeux, du croustillant, du soyeux, du fondant, du mousseux, du voluptueux. Ses parfums seront intenses, acidulés, fruités, alcoolisés. Les mots seuls éveillent déjà les sens.


Elle parlera une langue d’odeurs, de couleurs et de textures. Celle que peu maîtrisent mais dont chacun sait apprécier le chant sublime. Qui peut résister au parfum d’un croissant frais, à la promesse tentatrice d’un fondant au chocolat ?
Une fois quittées la cuisine ou la boutique, ses créations gagneront du sens, une histoire. Les viennoiseries accompagneront une journée commencée au pas de courses ou une réunion décisive. Les desserts élaborés viendront clore un dîner intime ou un mariage en grande pompe. Les chocolats célébreront les anniversaires ou s’efforceront d’apaiser les chagrins d’amour.

Chaque jour, ses mains agiles façonneront l’élégance et le plaisir. Absorbée par la tâche, elle se concentrera sur la perfection du produit fini sans forcément prendre conscience des émotions qu’elle provoquera, jour après jour. Alors juste un rappel, chère pâtissière : ce que tu crées, peut-être sans parfois trop y penser, c’est pour nous autres gourmands un instant de joie, de beauté pure.

Merci.

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Vote for me / votez pour moi !


Cliquez sur l'image et suivez le lien. Merci !

Clic the picture and follow the link. Cheers!






Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Le tube du printemps.

Il fait froid dans mon appart
Il est mal isolé

Il fait froid dans mon appart
Quinze degré sept, c’est pas assez

Il fait froid dans mon appart,
faut dire aussi, j’veux pas chauffer
c’est par principe pour pas gâcher
fin printemps, faut pas déconner.


On m’avait dit:
«en mai fait ce qu’il te plaît»
C’est juin, je tourne au lady grey
pour ne pas être frigorifiée.



Il fait froid dans mon appart
Je vais refaire un thé

Il fait froid dans mon appart
Vingt pompes, mon sang va circuler

Il fait froid dans mon appart
Sauf sous la couette du canapé
et même quand vient l’heure de manger
je n’arrive plus à la quitter
La BBC,
Vient juste de l’annoncer:
demain ils prévoient vent glacé
et heavy rain toute la journée



Il fait froid dans mon appart
merci l’humidité

Il fait froid dans mon appart
mes bouquins sont tous gondolés

Il fait froid dans mon appart
Mais tout ça c’est presque oublié
Adieu cloportes et araignées
On va bientôt déménager !

Monday, 10 June 2013

Three cans and a poney.

‘Hey there!’
‘Oh, hi!’
‘Good to see you, how have you been? I haven’t caught the sleeve of you in ages.’
‘Mmh, there’s been silt in my watercan lately, it was a bit chilly for the bees to pollinate.’
‘Oh, poor thing, I had no idea. You should have scrubbed the pan, that’s what friends are for.’
‘Yeah, I know… But hey, when the doormat is stuck sideways, it’s hard for the hinges to let go, right?’
‘What happened? Is the cover still on fire?’
‘Nah. Mostly sorted now. You remember Anna? From work?’
‘The tall one? The one who was always after the treadmill?’
‘Ahah, yes exactly. That Anna. Well. Months ago, maybe you remember, she decided she wouldn’t sort out the socks no more. At that time, I thought: “fair enough”. No woman likes a hair in her cleavage so I couldn’t blame her. Plus at the end of the day, it’s all about sharing the pipe isn’t it? But then you know how she is, she’s got a penny in her belly. So instead of filling up the bucket as everyone thought she would, she kept the fallen pips under the fridge, sat along the river and waited for the hedgehog to cross the road.’
‘No way?!’
‘Yes, but here’s the best bit: she didn’t realise her leather bag would get mouldy when she left it on the carpet.’
‘Ahah, brilliant! You should learn not to stay under the branch while you’re cutting it.’
‘Tell me about it. There she was, thinking she had an aeroplane in the garage. But when the cake rises too much, it’s just dry and empty inside. Savory or not.’
‘So… Is the horse back to the stable then?’
‘Kinda. Well, almost. There’s still a bit of mould in the corners.
‘Don't you worry, love. The ice cubes will melt even in a late summer.’
‘I know… I just wished I had turned the mattress over in the first place. Normally, if I think there might be a cat under the stool, I scratch my ear at it. I suppose I just had too much faith in the weather forecast this time.’